Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Hey Dude Macadamia! Want To Enlarge Your Pe*is? Want To Give Her A Good Time In Bed?


Egad! Has cyber world totally lost it?


This is a re-post with some additives… But, I can’t help myself! :D


I hadn’t checked my yahoo mail in a while and just now, I remembered I that I had better do the honors before they cut me from their lives. So,I logged on and immediately wished I hadn’t.


Not a single mail from my IM-loving, Orkut-embracing Two-Facebooked friends!Instead I had messages from over a dozen trolls... some even in multiples! My spam had spilled over to my inbox!! So much for paying to stop spam. Pooh! :D


There were epitomes of nonsense saying:

Ravimonu sent you a friend invite on MOQQA

Ravi the who? And what is the world is MOQQA? Some kind of sanctuary for cows?


Seena wants to know if we like the same books so she's invited me to Shelfari

At the risk of repeating myself., Seena WHO??? And why on earth why I would want to know if we like the same books? I don’t even do that with my close pals.


Sultan has invited me to join Zorpia

Right! Who's next? His begum?


Anju Manthankaadu has added you on Facebook

But I’m not on Facebook! Am I? Maybe It’s my fault :| Maybe I’ve been sleepwalking through some sites. N.O.!


Redbubble: Your redbubble activity update in the last 7 days is...

Is what? Huh? Zero?


Demartini: Game for a new game Mac?

Huh? When did we ever play an old game whoeveryouare?


Linkedin says: Welcome. Here is your password…

Uh, ok. What's my username? :O Duh uh!


Mrs Rose J. Savimbi wants to move the sum $12.8 million USD to your country for investment

Ah! Now we’re talking. What a fantastic idea! Now, ‘lady’ let me tell you how creatively you can do *bling bling bling* with it


Macadamia! Here’s your FREE year supply of diapers!

Oh thank you! Thank you! Now I can sleep without worrying about wetting my bed at night *sob sob! You’re my God! Sob!*

P.S. Do I also get pacifiers and feeding bottles? Heh heh!


Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!

Between all these MoQQA zaps and Facebook freaks and Red bubble bursts my mailbox is looking more like Craigslist day by day.

Where’s my spam vaporizer when I need it Samuel?


Anyway, this is the old post… for whatever its worth :D

I normally don’t check my spam. But that day I was expecting a mail (which never came, come to think of it). So I went it to that unexplored domain of my mail box and stopped. Stunned.

Loud lines screamed at me, 'Hey dude macadamia! Want to enlarge you p**is? Want to give her a good time in bed?'

"Hell no 'Dude'! Forgive me but I have to ever so humbly decline your gracious offer.

I don’t have a p**is, but even if I did you’d be the last person I’d want to go to for advice."

What’s with these annoying spam mails? Each one presenting a wilder theory than the next, while assuring limitless fantastic sexual ‘promised lands’ than ever before.

I was curious :D I wanted to click through, just to see where they want to lure people to. But then I didn’t in the end, lest my computer falls prey to my indiscretions. Virus is not my cuppa tea.

But that made me wonder. Imagine if someone, say a young kid, gets a similar mail. Forget clicking through, the very fact that he might read the garbage is revolting.

Is there a solution?

99 comments:

AaYuShI said...

what the..fuck!!


I never ever get so much of random shit mahn!!..
Ofcourse all this enlarging yr p*n** is pretty obvious stuff which you get on orkut..(by the GREAT cheapies)..but JLT?
Spam?..Argh!..you need to complain about it or simply ignore it!

Arvind said...

You can't really see, but I'm high-five-ing myself in glee!!

Because.....

Wait for it....

I got to comment 2nd! I mean, for a page that will soon take 10 days to read completely, from top to bottom, I managed to get right on top.. Woohoo!!

And ahem, ahem... There's no point trying to hide the fact that you visit and subscribe to hundreds of random sites.. Your little fake-a-thon actually made it worse, because now everyone knows that you have your ways around the internet.

And btw, you PAID to not get SPAM?!?!?
PAID?!?!?
Hahahahahahahaha....
(I was planning to type 'hahahahahahaha' till my fingers hurt, but I gave up)

Ooh, if you come across my blog, you will find a new post which is as long as this page will be in a few days time..
And I think I will be a top contributor for the cause! Lol..

Akshay said...

Clearly such mails are a waste of time, space, energy.....but the worst part is that some of the emails that I get from my friends by default end up in the spam folder on yahoo.....

Dammy said...

This is hilarious! You should have to send a message back saying, "I HAVE NO PE*IS!"Lol!
Maybe you should turn your spam OFF! I sound like it works. I turned mine OFF once and God help me, I got like 1000+ spam mails in my inbox! I wasn't told before I turned my spam ON again the next day!
I am used to getting BULK mail filled with such meaningless mail and I don't bother checking it, I just empty it on a daily basis!

On a second thought, why are they sending that P* stuff to your mail box? You have an explanation to make! LOl!
Howdy?

Red Phoenix said...

Solution - Click the check box and hit delete :D

My Spams are overflowing my inbox too... I'm gonna blog abt it soon.... ;)

Girl With Big Eyes said...

I guess the simple solution is not to go into the SPAM folder. It's like rummaging through stuff in your garbage bin. (Wish I hadn't visualised it while writing it)

Life used to be horrible before the SPAM filters when all these emails will make their way to the inbox.

The only way to cut it out is to be very discreet about giving out your email.

You might want to wash your hands with Dettol now that you've gone through the garbage :P

mayz said...

hmmmm...lotsa unknown entities wanna invite u to lotsa unknown entities again offerin u "bigger" better deals...u r famous in d spam world mac!!! i guess this is one place whr age no bar, sex no bar does indeed stand true...
waise interestin...an yrs supply of diapers wid an enlarged p***s...is d cyber world tryin to hint at smthn???

g-man said...

ah...if i had actually purchased all the viagra that was offered to me in my mailbox, and i quote (myself, of course) "i would probably have populated a few billion galaxies and my libido would have drawn every living being in existence closer to me and the universe boundary would probably look like my face. o0o now there's a scary thought. it'd prolly have imploded then and there :D"

Ria said...

Seriously man!Yahoo seems to b the king of spam!! Its so damn irritating to c those stupid mails inundating the inbox. And the worst part is they dont even knw of one is a male or a female coz they send mails like do u want to enlarge ur pe*is and at the same time there r mails like "make him happy, increase the size of ur b**bs"! Isnt it truly ridiculous!? Thankfully gmail has not been struck b the spam bug so far.

Brat said...

There is no solution. You can create custom filters and reduce the quantity of spam that you get, but that's pretty much all you can do.

P.S. I noticed that you haven't mentioned the Viagra e-mails in your post ;-)

Chriz said...

some spammy thingie cloned my whole orkut account with the photos too.. and am scared now.. locked the album finally..

Mystique Wanderer said...

look at it this way...some poor chap is having to first mow a lawn, then dry the grass...powder it and mix it with steroids so that his master can make tons of money to sponsor some political candidate...while half the s/w engineers are busy trying to ensure that the spam goes through spam filters and the other half trying to make sure it doesn't...and then some school kids who will read the spam mail will use the powder to find out that for girls a good time in bed doesn't necessarily mean a powered up tubewell...will pick up a gun go shooting...wherein some police chap will come on the scene and advise parents to spend more time with their children to teach them about life...and in will step a few shrinks to counsel the students and parents alike...

and u want to take away employment from all these people...sheesh we are breeding such anti social elements on blogger now :P

p.s. google's spam filter is better than yahoo's

Pranay said...

Luckily or presumptiously I have never recieved 'that' mail in spam yet. I get lured by cash rewards from Nigeria...:D.
I dont think theres any solution. If there was Yahoo would have taken care....coz they do seem to be serious about it...
If u ever get one....I wanna know...:).

viswajith.k.n said...

well...now that I read this post, I am reminded of an article about a Trojan which sends random invites and spams to all those in your address books...More so it sends such spams and invites to ppl who r there on u r friends lists in Social Networking sites...spam is something like CRAP...just as CRAP cannot be eliminated from this world so cannot be spam I guess...best solution about kids thing? Do not get them an e-mail id until they r of age or mature enough...though something like that is literally next to impossible! :P

Macadamia The Nut said...

@aayushi
The funny part is, my 'macadamia' ids are ones I hardly use :D
And definitely not to join social networking sites... weird

@arvind
"Someone's" gone totally nuts :D
And darn, how did you guess my dirty dark secret? :D Yea yea I subscribe to a million random sites :( *sigh*
Pooh! Lol! Ok, me is the coming over for ze reading-O!

@akshay
Oh yeah! Totally! The gross part is sifting through spam to see if there's a 'legitimate' mail stuck in there

Macadamia The Nut said...

@dammy
LOL! Yeah, next time that shall be a consideration :D
Explanation.. uh... :|
Shhhh! :|
LOL! Mean thing!

@red phoenix
OMG! Sheer genius!! Wow! What an incredible solution. Just like that? Simply click check bot and delete? I'm getting choked at the sheer simplicity
Heh heh heh! Pig!
Blog blog.. and me shall come and make similar 'genius' solutions :D

@girl with big eyes
I wish! The spam's in the inbox and actual mails make their way into the bulk mail. Bleddy imbeciles.

Macadamia The Nut said...

@mayz
Lol! Yea yea famous! Want my autograph? Hmmpfffhh!

@g-man
You wish! :D Lofty dreams, hehe!

@ria
Yeah!!! Yahoo is pretty scary, especially when you get back after ages. All spam and no mail.

Devesh said...

You had me at "paid"!

Er...? WHAT?!

Macadamia The Nut said...

@devesh
:D Long stupid story

@ashu
Thank you :)

rantravereflect said...

buhahahahahahahhaahhahahhahahahahahaahha\all ya one-liner rejoinders were fukn good!
sultan n begum, (2 faced)book friends, diaper to keep ya bed safe- hilarious:):):)

n penis enlargement--> womannnn, here's my joke, since ya're mac teh nut, ya already have the nuts, now get the penis!!!!!buhahahahahahahhhaahhahahaahhaha\

if the joke was in bad taste, please 'sperm' sorry 'spam' me 'one tight slap'!!


buahahhahahahahahahaha!!!


love ya gurl!!
maybe one day, we should get together for a laugh riot!! ;););)

tat is if ya still arenot fumin with my corny pjz!

loveddd this one mac the ' NUT ' ;)

P.S. IM STILL ROLLING OVER WITH LAUGHTER ;)

--xh-- said...

thnakfully, i get very less - almost nill - spam in my yahoo id. but my G mail gets a lot of them, and I just clik on empty spam.. if any real mail got trapped there, then it will be flushed... no mercy.
(and cn u belive this month my salary slip some how fell into thge outlook spam folder and i flushed it out? and it took me whole 10 days to realise that i havnt recived my salary slip... but still i say - itz betetr than gng through all teh garbage...)

Nirmal said...

maca y did u lie to us.....we would have accepted u even if u have a p***s....

i believe those spam mails....cos i never got any regarding v****a...

u broke our heart...



lol

Deepti said...

So this is a universal problem ... "alternative to v**gra" and the like ... I am so damn tempted to open these mails .. but the virus scare is the only thing holding me back ... Sometimes my legitimate mails get spammed ...so need to rummage through garbage too ...
And about kids gettting such mails ..very very scary thought .. but most kids these days are 18 when they are born ;) :D

Smokin Joe said...

Ignorance is bliss.. and thats a solution too!

amooma said...

i know.. gmail aint all that better. but i normally skim thru the spam folder in yahoo, coz sometimes yahoo pushes genuine mails into the spam. of course, those r mostly fwds.

hammy said...

Spam is an interesting field of thought.Irritating, sure. But interesting. Through the eyes of a spammer, the net is a goldmine. They EXPECT a high strike rate anyway, so people like you and I are mostly expected to simply delete and go. Their play is numbers. For every ten thousand people who turn down the offer/ advice/ help requests, if they get just THREE OR FOUR gullible people who follow through, that's good enough for them...

Sometimes the intentions are rational... Like some irritating marketeer trying to sell an actual product that works... Doesn't justify spamming, but at least he's better than the other characters...

Some just want to sell spurious/ fake/ harmful products, hide behind trivial legal loopholes hidden in some notices. Dirty rotten leeches... But still better than...

Some people... who are downright conmen, trying to hunt for gullible people to swindle. Like the advance mail fraud scheme, in which people are enticed into investing in a scheme to launder money for some alleged dictator/ exiled minister of someone, in return of promised fortunes... You can read about cases in wikipedia. Many people have gotten bankrupt over similar cases.

And then we have the pranksters. They just need to keep track of how many people they were able to con... Most chain mails do not ask you to spend money... just to propogate junk email. I guess it's a matter of personal pride or something...

And just a note. Google seems to do a lot better at identifying spam. Yahoo needs to get smarter.

Spam is here to stay. No way out of it. Better algorithms by mail providers can help reduce the strain, but it's not going away. The productive way out is to use YOUR way... make fun of it... See the humor in the ridiculousness...

:) Nice post, by the way... I guess I went overboard with this comment... Too long, too boring. But I typed it all up, so I'm gonna submit it anyway...

:D

Phoenix speaks.... said...

OMg! this was hilarious!! I'm sorry but I just can't stop laughing... :D
No.I don't know if there's a way to stop it..but if you do find one..please let me know :P

Noisy Autist said...

Some time back my inbox/spam box got so infested with these "increase size" offer mails that I got paranoid that there must be something wrong about... umm... u know...:D which i dont know about. And after a few days the frequency of those mails suddenly decreased... and i dont know, i got relieved. :P ;)

marvin the paranoid android said...

but i never did send a mail with my secret pe*** enhancement advertisements to you!!!!

Sayani said...

hey thats really tough ...to fight ...

what the techies doing ?lets find a wall
what say ?

Tyro said...

Hey Mavin is lying :D.

@Mavin ;) .

vanilla sky said...

h a! some hillarious quotes!

going by some of the lottery mails in my inbox, i'm already a millionaire!

manisha said...

i hate them!!!! same prob wid me...evn tho d spam guard s on...i dnt knw!!

i g8 msgs wid subject: enlarge ur ***** ( fill ups hee hee!!!)

satisfy her tonyt!! omg..its so iritating!!!!
no gud mails:(

Beauty and the BEast said...

I so agree with you.. SPAM cud almost turn me inbox-phobic... almost :P

But every morning i have to delete at least 11 mails all of which are crap!!

If you ever come up with a solution girl... DO share!

Arvind said...

I felt like I needed a good shock this evening..
So here I am at your comment section trying to find out how small that scroll-bar on the right has actually become! -->

Wow!
I just realised that the guy who posted his comment after mine missed the second spot by a mere 7 minutes.. Phew!
It's so hard to be the early bird in a super popular blog.. :)

vasu said...

mmm...this is very common..most of the times i get messages which are useful fr girls.nw ,i have turned my spam off.anyways,forward it to me i may have a look at it..just joking ...gud that u didnt open it....ya,this spam sucks to the core!!sometimes...even in yahoo messenger,i get offline messages like..sali32_:hii i am sali.."wanna see me naked ??just click this link.it's completely free" ..i dunno frm which hell i am getting all these stuff..its very common fr teenagers to fall into this kind of internet traps nwadays...

Sutta said...

So did you finally gave HER a good time in bed? :P

Okay! Saary! :|

Friendly Stranger said...

Spam is such a pain in the neck! Spammers find newer and funnier ways to flood mailboxes with mails no one read.....What the hell they have to do with this?
Seriously yaar, if a kid or an early teenager goes through such mails, what would be his reaction about the myths these spams talk about?
Like all free(or cheap) things, Internet is being spoiled by few fu****s who feel they can play with a generation of youngsters by showing something unrealistic....

We netizens seriously need to do something for this....Lets c...Lets all think over this and c if we can come up with a solution....

geet said...

ROFL ... hahahaha...

wait ..i get one more spam from Aarti from sindhi community of shaadi.com , this is the opportunity ,dont miss it... shit heads!!!

but the pen*s thingy is :D....

but hahahhaha

geet said...

hey..why dont you put the link of your food blog here ??? for me puhleez !!!

Ankur said...

there is a solution....

no solution!!! :P

hehehe... the title is so funny na, and this is wat happens with me too...
i got a mail sayin... br$#%t enlargement... and i was like.. WTF... they r large enugh!!! :P :P
hehehe

Sometimes its funny to have such mails in inbox..

i m hating one mail which comes as... Are You Interested.. i have unregistered myself and still its not stopping... :(

and singles in ur area... wat the hell .. i dont have to do anythin!!! :P


but u actually looked at the funny sideof it!!!hehee

have fun girlie...
cheers!!!

Keshi said...

**'Hey dude macadamia! Want to enlarge you p**is? Want to give her a good time in bed?'

OMG WTF!!!!


u cud hv replied like this:


"no thanks, I just got my v##ina re-designed'.


and logged off.



Keshi.

Sam said...

and this is why i do a delete all on spam!! and thankfully they never spill over to my inbox!! :)

Admiral Fagin said...

I get a lot of these in my institute mail

Solution???

there is no cure for the cancer... you just have to learn to live with it ... You may try some spam filters but they always get smart...

Macadamia The Nut said...

@rantravereflect
LOL!!! Yeah yeah, I’ve got a lot of... nuts. Heh heh heh
We should definitely get together girlfriend! Dunno why, but I have a weird premonition that we might just manage to have.. fun(?). Heh heh heh!!
P.S. I love your PJ’s to an elopeworthy extent ;)

@--xh--
Omg!! Oh, it’s the opposite for me. Gmail is very well behaved :D

@nirmal
:D Che! My secret’s out eh? How did you guess Nirmal? Sigh :|
Now can I break your neck too? :D

Macadamia The Nut said...

@deepti
Same pinch! Very tempted :D
And you’re so right about most of them being 18 when they’re born! Wish they came with credit cards too :D

@smokin joe
Ummmmm… not always :D

@amooma
Yea, that’s the sick part. Trying to skim through spam to see if is all crap and no legit mail.

Macadamia The Nut said...

@hammy
Lol! Actually that was a neat perspective. It’s true that they’ve got to do what they’ve got to do.. but there’s something called overkill. You really don’t want things forced down your throat, no?

@phoenix speaks
:D Thank you for laughing. It was meant to be funny… but I think it came out all serious instead :D

@noisy autist
ROTFL!!!! Omg!

Macadamia The Nut said...

@marvin the paranoid android
You didn’t?? Darn! You were my sole suspect 

@sayani
More like.. annoying :D

@tyro
LOL! Yeah, definitely!

Macadamia The Nut said...

@vanilla sky
Thanks :D Umm, wanna share? I can help you spend in return. 

@manisha
People are getting more and more creative I guess ;)

@beauty and the beast
I like gmail best! That’s the only solution I will even come up with. Lol! Let’s go ask a geek :D

Macadamia The Nut said...

@arvind
Be glad you’re not in Tennessee. I’d have hunted you down. Heh heh heh!!
:| Omg! A mere 7 minutes? OMG! Omg!!! What a lucky break! Whew! Oooh!
Puhleeze! :D Bully!!

@vasu
Yahoo chat? Eww! Seriously?

@sutta
Of course! I’m the man! :|
:D Lol!!!!

Macadamia The Nut said...

@friendly stranger
Actually, err.. :D I was just kidding around. Yeah spam is definitely bugging. But I just wanted to have a fun rant :D

@geet
Eww! You should mail back with an ugly dude’s picture and say “Find me a nubile 18 year old beauty” Hehe!

@geet
Umm, here?? Lol.. Ok, will do. But It’ll be waaaaaaay down, right at the bottom, k? :D

Macadamia The Nut said...

@ankur
Lol! Accept Ankur, accept. Who knows, man-boobs may become fashionable soon. Rotfl!
And THANK you… for seeing the funny side :D

@keshi
LOL!! Keshigirl! That would have been an invitation for worse to come :D :D
Tempted though :D

Macadamia The Nut said...

@sam
Lucky you! Mine keeps intermixing. Bleargh!

@admiral fagin
I’ve totally given up on filters :D

Lara Baggins said...

hhahaha...

Now this is what I call 'being MAC'.

But then if a feminist was to dissect the spam mails he would say that men always have it good! how nice it must be to have X from iceland and y from egypt bothered if you even have a toothache right? ;P

geet said...

anywhere here will do for me..thank you :)

Macadamia The Nut said...

@lara baggins
LOL! Totally! :D But then again, I'm doubly glad I'm a woman ;)

@geet
It's weird.. I've included the link after my blog-roll but I can't see it displayed.
:D Can you? It's called 'The Daily Grind'

Rose DesRochers said...

Got to love Spam. Too funny. I was thinking on doing a similar post. I receive too much spam.

Pranay said...

Excuse me....U havent replied to a bunch of comments in the middle...including mine....:D

Issued in public interest.

Jolna said...

Hey thought you might like this blog


http://witnit.blogspot.com

Macadamia The Nut said...

@rose derochers
I know! Spam provides so much fodder for a good rant :D


@pranay
Thank yooo! :D
I remember posting replies. Wonder where they've landed. Weird!
Lol!

@Jolna
Jols!!!! I was on skype! :(( :((

Macadamia The Nut said...

@brat
Thank you geek! You reaffirm my faith in geekology every time. Heh heh heh!
Viagra? Who's that? LOL!

@chriz
Ah! Tell me about it! Orkut was scary man!

Macadamia The Nut said...

@mystique wanderer
Omg! Look at that logic! :|
LOL! I know! Mybad. My family raised me to be ultra antisocial. :( Silly peepals!

@pranay
I feel gmail's much better... but then again who knows. Nigeria eh? Same pinch :D

@viswajith.k.n
Social networking site are downright scary at times :D

sid said...

problems without solutions....talk about them..easiest being-select all-delete...m clueless n how we can prevent young kids...**Linkedin says: Welcome. Here is your password…
Uh, ok. What's my username? :O Duh uh!
**....was way funny!

geet said...

no..the link isnt there... where did u add yaar!!

Chriz said...

come down to my page to read my latst two posts...

Macadamia The Nut said...

@sid
You seem to be missing in action Sid-O! How goes?

@geet
Silly me. It's done now :D

Macadamia The Nut said...

@chriz
Yessir!! :D I'm sorry I've been slacking off lately. I'll be a dutiful visitor after 14th. Scout's honor :D

Ankur said...

they have already become fashionable... have seen them piercing their nipples... :P

gosh...wat more we gonna !!! :P

hehe

Cheers!!!!

Taja said...

And here's the 70th comment..I just ruined the thematic number...Nice blog you got here..Congrats!

The Whisperer said...

I once received an email from a Bank (don't remember from where.. but it was faaaar away from here) saying my bank account was to be cancelled or was in jeopardy if I didn't follow the link below to validate something!

HMM.. maybe I am rich after all I thought!!! (LOL) I wonderered!! Will they ask me for a password or a key to the vault? Damn... not much easy being rich!

Nirmal said...

hehehe..

will that pain??

usha said...

thank goodness, my spam filters are working fine!!

you just reminded me of the internet and e-mail scene a few years back..

i remember, a decade back in the computer labs in colleges, one just had to go online, and all those silly pop-ups used to come up! man, those were real embarassing.. n the li'l kids we were then, we all used to go 'nooo... i dint do nothing!!!' :D

i still shudder at the thought of unsuspecting li'l kids bumping into these stuff..

sid said...

i am brain dead..but as i said earlier-i thot u were missing from action...

Macadamia The Nut said...

@ankur
Ewwck!! :D Yeah, makes one wonder what's next. Heh heh!

@taja
Lol! Thanks :D

@the whisperer
Porquinho! We got to split that cash man! Share the luck, share the luck! I'll share the, errr, 'promise portions' with you. Lol!

Macadamia The Nut said...

@nirmal
No no no! Not at all! We'll try it soon, no to worry :D

@usha
Lol!! I know what you are talking about :D Thank god it's not as bad now. LOL!

@sid
Yeah Sid-O! Horrid few weeks.. tomorrow should bring an end to many an issue :D And then I'll be jobless and active again.
P.S. Naughty boy! You didn't tell me you had a brain. Hmmpffhhh!
;)

viswajith.k.n said...

Social networking site is the first step to being jobless! :P to put it in tamil social networking site is the first step to being vetti!

Macadamia The Nut said...

@viswajith.k.n.
Ah haa! They have state-specific ones now? :D I agree, total vetti vonley

Friendly Stranger said...

Yup...who said I took all this stuff seriously?
Juz wanted to behave like a good boy in my first comment...:D Juz kidding again....

Macadamia The Nut said...

@friendly stranger
Rotfl! Good boy my foot! :D

Nirmal said...

naa but i dont believe u anymore...hehehehe

Macadamia The Nut said...

@nirmal
:( You don't? Look! Look! I recently varnished my halo! Even that doesn't fool you?
Damn! I need a new strategy.

rantravereflect said...

rantravereflect:
geee. then 'CUMMM; let's elope nuttto. \ya with ya nuts and oh-so-new penis, n me with my thing- we cud have sum gooood funnnnn!!!!
ne more peoepl wanna join?? heeee- gangbang wud be even betta!'!;);)

29A said...

Spam is like bad Coca Cola.

Horrible.

Iceman said...

There is a solution!

use 2 mail accounts... 1 whic is strictly for business.. i mean no giving that mail id any where else...

other for all the trash... registering in various sites etc.

btw.. update my link with the new blog name..
it still points to the old one...

sid said...

Kind f had an intution f the same when u dint reply...(n while this mite not be the best space to ask this...)hope alls good now..& why was it **horrid**

rampantheart said...

ROTFL!I loved the diaper part and the "enlargement" part!:D

Well, everyone faces the same problem out there. You are not the only one!Yahoo stands first in this and i don't know about hotmail and otehr services. But trust me, gmail is the best. I *heart* gmail!

hmm, anyway, have a great time fighting spam!lol:)

Macadamia The Nut said...

@rantravereflect
Rotfl!! Omg! People will get ideas now :D But... hmmm.. sounds like a good plan to me

@29a
All coke is bad coke :D

@iceman
The funny part is the macadamia id isn't registered anywhere else
P.S. Yessir, will update

Macadamia The Nut said...

@sid
I didn't reply?? Where? :O When??
Ummm, all should be well soon .. Thanx! :D
*hugs*

@rampantheart
:D :D Crazy crap, no?
And yeah, same pinch! I like gmail MUCH better! Yet, it's fun to have something to rant at
;)

29A said...

Coke is good. Really.

Macadamia The Nut said...

@29a
:D If you say so

Tairebabs said...

I get those silly p*n** enlargement e-mails in my yahoomail all the time. sooooooooo annoying especially since I do not a p*n**.I usually mark them as spam

Macadamia The Nut said...

@tairebabs
Lol! Tell me about it..

sid said...

Hope it gets all good soon...**where...when**.....had sent u a couple f mails to check n yr well-being a couple f weeks back

Macadamia The Nut said...

@sid
Oh no! Sid-O! I'd religiously replied to all your mails.

sid said...

some confusion may b..i dint hear so assumed things cud b not so good...i tell you...confusions happen

jagadeesh said...

As always, you really think out your writes, rather than just blabbering it out. :-)

The sarcastic humor is what I like the most. And yes, it is a well deserved thought you have brought up in the end.

I guess there is some age criterion while joining any mail/website/blog or what-so-ever. "Hopefully" these spams and spammers are selective about who they catch.

On the tail note side, what will happen if this "enlarging mail" goes to a 60+ year old man? ;-) Just kidding!

Need I keep saying nice write, again and again? :-)

Macadamia The Nut said...

@sid
Yeah! That's SO weird!

@jagadeesh
Thank you SO much :)

sid said...

Do post whatever you wrote for the I tag....cant be bad at all...and why think so much...it is the way it is...one is the way one is...why change/think/introspect so much:-). L read the above post at ease.

Macadamia The Nut said...

@sid
Yessir
:D Will do