So much for the summer break!! Calling it ‘eventful’ is both accurate and an understatement. :D
Sigh! School starts tomorrow and SUDDENLY I find myself wishing for one more day of abject laziness... one more day of marathon conversations… one more day of doing nothing more important than deciding between frozen idlys or leftover pizza for breakfast… one more day of laughing at PJ’s and ‘awesomeness’…
Don’t know WHY I’m so nervous, but I’ve been having pterodactyls in my stomach. They’re even laying eggs there. Umm, do they lay eggs? Hell, who cares. I’m not on talking terms with Google currently, so I’ll do my research later.
Anyway, this is not about them. This is about my LOOOSER experience with my so-called hairdresser. Hmmmpffffh!!!!
I’ve been contemplating doing away with my hair for a while now. My hand hasn’t healed yet and I feel like a doped out contortionist in a B grade circus every time I try to comb. Now the only choice was whether the deed was going to be a suicide, or homicide.
But after a few seconds of mental debate I finally settled on homicide as the more honorable way to let it go, and fixed up an appointment with this Iranian lady who was supposed to be great at her job
Clue: Notice, I said ‘supposed' :|
(After my last experience with the XX-talking Indian hairdresser I have been very wary of whom I go to)
Anyway, we went to this lady and I was led regally into her execution chamber.
She: So voth you vanth?
*I was SO tempted to say "One plate masala dosa and one mango juice please." Seriously!*
Me: Err, a hair cut?
She: OoooOOOoooh!!
*Why is she so surprised? What do you think I’m here for dudette?*
Me: Ummm, yeah I want to take it ALL off. Totally. Blah blah. OFF! Blah blah! CHOP! Blah blah. CUT!
She: NooooOOOoooooo *in a Russell Peters voice*
Me: And I… HUH? What do you mean “no”? Cut lady cut… chop it all off.
She: Ok. Okay. Ai geth eeth. So you vanth thu cut hair eh? NOOOOOOOO! Nooooo!
Me: Why not?
She: Nooooooo!!!
Arrgh! Anyway, after battling a brigade of "Nooooooooooo’s” I finally gave up, sank back in the chair wearily and spat out a “Fine! do whatever you want with it.” If there weren’t so many people I’d have stuck my tongue out at her or blown her a raspberry!
She smiled, elated. Of course she would smile!!
She: Ess zees yor nathural hair kolourr?
“No,” I deadpanned “I’m half blonde.” :|
She: Oooooooooh! Zat ees naice!
*:O Right! Why God, WHY? Apart from insulting you a couple of times mentally, I haven’t done you any harm, no?*
A few minutes later, Lady Hairdresser #2 came over with another client and picked up a conversation with my torturess. After a minute or two of trying to understand their prattle I occupied myself with watching the other men and women who I could see reflected in a mirror inside a mirror inside a mirror… you know what I mean.
Suddenly I was jolted back into the conversation because of a comment made by My Lady.
My lady: Thumorrow I veel wear bra. Ya.
In the mirror inside the mirror inside the mirror, I saw a dozen eyes zone in unison onto her.
Wooosh! Wooosh! Wooosh! Targets sighted. Zoom in! Lock! Wham!! Wham!! Wham!!
I sank lower into the chair.
Lady #2: You will what??
My lady: Ya ya, I veel wear ah bra. I kot new von from zah Victhoria Seekreths for thartee dollars!
*Lady, speak a little louder will you. Else the people three streets away will feel discriminated against because they can’t hear you.*
Then followed a ‘scintillating’ conversation between the two about bras and ‘funny’ incidents... I could literally see the dozen ears turn red with the strain of listening in.
Un-COM-for-TAble!! :D
Anyway, all this while I’d refused to look at myself because I didn’t want to inspect the damage before it was complete. Finally, after what seemed like a few centuries, she said the magic words “There! Done!”
With my heart in my shoes I looked… And looked and looked!!
It had taken her 45 minutes to do the deed.. and in the end, my hair looked EXACTLY the way it was before I walked in - minus a substantial amount somewhere in the front where I hadn’t really wanted any change in the first place!!
Me: Errr..errr *Blinking back tears of resignation*
She: Eet ees nice voth?
Me: Uh huh *trying hard not to stamp my feet, cry like a baby and call her names*
I thought that was that and made as if to get up. But NO! The nightmare was just beginning. She firmly pushed me back into my seat with a “Waith waith”. Then followed 10 minutes of goo being plunked on my hair and blow-drying and hair spraying and ruffling and pulling and parting!
The next time I peeked I died a second time!
I looked as if I had been electrocuted while hanging upside down on a branch in a rainforest somewhere on the other side of the world!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!! I said HOMICIDE you weirdo! Not Rape!!
:((
But she looked so pleased with her handiwork that I decided to walk out quietly and go kick my car senseless instead. Thank God we don’t have a PETC!
Darn you vile woman! The next time I’m going to ask for resume, references, past models, horoscope, star compatibility chart and… and… whatever else I can think of! BLEAGH!
Meanwhile, I’ve been trying to decide between some of my alternative options - crepe bandages for my head, a turban or a hot-pink wig...?
:|
161 comments:
*I looked as if I had been electrocuted while hanging upside down on a branch in a rainforest somewhere on the other side of the world!*
ROFL!!
And, yeah! The pink wig, totally!! :P
Psst: Maybe you should have let out a stink bomb in the place before you left! Just for good measure! Sue Her!
Blogrolling ya!
Cheers..!!
Zank yoo! :D
Darn, why didn't I think of stink bombs?? Sigh! Opportunity lost :|
Lol!
So..... :D
Hows auntyy ji on ur patron side.. how is chintu??
are you eating properly?
u shldnt compramise on food!...:D :D
PS- number please iranian hair dresesser.. (with jollu...:D)
Love that first pic hun WOW!
**I looked as if I had been electrocuted while hanging upside down on a branch in a rainforest somewhere on the other side of the world!**
hahahaha!
u hv to be careful abt who u allow to touch ur hair. Its sacred u know. Once my hairdresser was on holz, so a different hairdresser cut my hair. worse, it was a guy! But I trusted him cos the Salon is a classy n expensive one...and I used to go there for years. So I allowed him to touch my hair and he snipped it til Im almost bald! I cried in my chair and told him off angrily. LOL!
**crepe bandages for my head, a turban or a hot-pink wig...?
haha! Go for the pink wig. I like wigs...quite the IN thing now :)
*HUGZ*
Keshi.
@filarial
Tissue venumma? To wipe/dab/soak up the excess excesses? :D On the other hand.. nope.. you'll need a whole truckload. *evil grin*
@the other stuff: Somebody's gonna get hurt real bad. SOMEbody! :|
@keshi
Keshigirrrll!! Thanks :D
Hmm, I'm seriously tempted to get a pink wig. I'll send you a pic, k? On halloween :D
**I looked as if I had been electrocuted while hanging upside down on a branch in a rainforest somewhere on the other side of the world!
rotfl!!!!! i got tears in my eyes laughin!!!!!!!!!!!
n oh u have to go wid pink wig...n den click a pic n put it up here...mannn that was hillarious!!!!
The way I see it, you have 2 options:
1) Keep the electrocuted hairstyle, you just might pass for Scary Spice! :|
2) Go back to your favorite or****ic hairdresser! :D *glint in his eyes* You know what I mean! ;-)
Wow to the pic!! Go for a funky wig .. :)
I am absolutely petrified of unknown hair dressers :(
good to see u back ...
I soooo want to see a picture of you :)
This is frikkin' unbelievable!
But you know what, I had something similar done to me. I went to my usual place, but MY lady was busy, and I HAD to get a haircut that day, so I went with whoever was available. That one was LEARNING it seems! She chopped off all my hair, 'oh-maybe-a-little-here-and-then-some-there-oh-wait-now-this-one-is-shorter'. I was in tears, my usual hairdresser was aghast, she apologized, tried her best with pins to make me look somewhat presentable, and refused to let me pay!
And as luck would have it, i had to get my driver's license picture taken that week. Can you imagine the looks people give me when I show them my ID?
Pink wig, I say too :)
homicide or suicide?? buahahhahhaahhaah.. i never saw it tat way.. but well, tough i totally share in that act of sisterhood n i sympathize n say 'tut'tut' and all, i jus canttttttt get over all tat absoultely zappy writyn..pterodactyls!!! i mean i could feel those in my tummy when ya speeled that out.. n they doooo lay eggs btw ;)
fukn, i thought ya wre in depression or somethng biggg, n ya neeeded a break, i totally dint knpw this was teh depression!!! womannnn.. eez eet sooo badd??
no bra!!
tat actually giveth me an idea for ya hair... wear a nice maroon n pink laced bra on ya head, wrap it around sooo tat the two cups frame ya head n ya curls n give ya tat totally wowieee look.. wen a woman has two pairs of breasts, n tat too one ryte on top of her head, she's be way too hot ;);)
now dun diss me sugarplum ;)
Yesh yesh yesh!
My girlfriend is back.*dhinchak dhinchak* Lol! :| :D
My school's also starting.That be very shaad :(
And did I hear a pink wig to be worn by you?
*runs around madly*
Mac is Mc.Crazy! lol (seems like I am more crazy than you :P)
And I larv that pic you have uploaded (the first one)
Cheers to the Insanity :P
Yesh yesh yesh!
My girlfriend is back.*dhinchak dhinchak* Lol! :| :D
My school's also starting.That be very shaad :(
And did I hear a pink wig to be worn by you?
*runs around madly*
Mac is Mc.Crazy! lol (seems like I am more crazy than you :P)
And I larv that pic you have uploaded (the first one)
Cheers to the Insanity :P
Wow, so much of fun and more funny is your write up. Sorry if I am laughing at your woes, but awesome.
Did she?????
Hope you dun look too bad ....
Everything will be all right in months to come ... n next time do a "suicide"....
v luk cute :D
so whats are u wearing now in your head :)
u are queen of humor ....
gr8 stuff
but i think its fine with wig ;P
hehehe tats sad yaar..
wear a turban..hahah ..u will look cool..
and i cant believe u dint say anything to her..??u really dint??
metallic purple wig, with streaks of platinum blond would be my suggestion....
@mayz
Lol! Yeah yeah, put it up online indeed. But hey, you never know... there's always Halloween. Hehe!
@brat
*pokes him in the eye with a withered old claw to get rid of that unholy glint*
Hmmmpffffh!!! Some people think they're so smart :|
P.I.G**!
YOU know what I mean. *smirk smirk*
@deepti
Thanks girlfriend! *HUGGS!* And yeah, totally! I am SO psyched out with these weirdos here :|
@aneri_masi
Aww!! That must've been an Ouch-er!! Don't know why, but this is the third one in as many months to screw up. I'm going undercover for a while
;-)
@jane
*MUAH!* Why would I dis a sweetheart like you... albeit one with little red horns.. HEHE!
The bra idea is kinda neat actually :D If only it weren't evening classes I might be very very tempted to try it for a day...LOL! Hell, I'll even stick a miner's torch in between for extra effect ;-)
I wasn't depressed.. well maybe just a teeeeensy weeeeeensy bit :D But more like totally freaked out and bugged with certain blah blahs.
@aayushi
Lol! She was here only! Here only! :D And YOU should know. Hehe! My hide and seek partner
@the thinker
Lol! Laugh away. If you'd sympathized, now THAT would've been a bummer ;-)
@admiral fagin
Yessir! I think that's a MUCH better option!
Sigh...
@tyro
Ty! Next you'll start charging for compliments
Lol!
@sayani
Now there's nothing on my head.. or inside it for that matter :|
Lol!
@nirmal
Hehe! Contrary to public opinion I don't normally walk around frothing at the mouth. Lol! Yeah... I didn't.. what's the fluffing point after the deed's done :|
@marvin the paranoid android
Interesting.. Darn, now another choice to consider
;-)
ada cha...had u paid me those 20 bucks I wud have provided u with a better cut..:P and of course save u from listening to Miss Iran's bra secrets...:P
he he u seem really frustrated!easy woman.....and y ru so desperate to do something with ur hair. May b u shud jus let it be, at least for a while till u figure out wht exactly u want to do with it! :)
heck, we can always trust you too come up with this anecdotes from even the most mundane thing, like a trip to the hairdresser's. =D
but at least your troubles end when you get of of that salon, with the Medusa like hair that i have, they only begin there. =(
@viswajith
Oh ho! Too much vonley all thisu :D
P.S. I'd chose the secrets any day
Heh heh
@ria
:O
NooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO!!!
LOL!
@amazing greys
Rotfl!! Shush girl, you don't know what lengths we've gone to, to get those curly locks like yours. Right from sugar syrup and paper to irons and hexes. Sigh!
Grass. Green. Side. Other. ;-)
kollaam!!!
adi-poli hairstylist imported from irean!!!
:D
never give people to have their say when all they keep saying is nooooooo...noooooo
>:D
Wot a pity! You wud rather go for the electrocuted devil is it?
become a Motta papathi!
its an order
been thr, whr u pay 14$ for nothing. absolutely no difference..
so i come home, trim my side burns intandem... like the monkey that split the cake to the cats and eventualy look like a staunch iyengar brahmin who works in early morning shifts in a vishnu temple.
try a mafta. or a head covering veil. u poor thing. but, why on earth didnt u tell her to cut off some more where u wanted. Recut, i mean
nyooo!!!
you're scaring me there!
i was just planning to checkout a new hairdressers' this weekend.. :|
ab mera kya hoga!
btw, this is one trip which always gives me jitters.. fingers crossed. hmmph.
pink wig.. mebbe I should get one beforehand too.. you know, for the sake of plan B! :)
*I was SO tempted to say "One plate masala dosa and one mango juice please." Seriously!*
(rolls around on floor in mirth)
Oh, and Pterodactyls did lay eggs.
@humble devil
:D Darn! That advice came in a little too late. NooooooOOOOOO! ;-)
@viswajith
Is there even a doubt sir? :D
@germinal dreamer
:D No matter what you do I don't think you'll look like anything other than the psycho you are
*evil laugh*
@amooma
I should have.. but by then I was totally psyched out!!
*bawls* Moron!
@usha
GAAHH!! ALL the best. And I really mean it! :D If you get the wig let me know, k? :D We'll take matching pics ;-)
@29a
:D I like you double now for laughing at that one ;-)
That's my favorite (mental) dialogue when people ask me inane questions ;-)
Hi ,
I was reading ur blog posts and found some of them to be wow.. u write well.. Why don't you popularize it more.. ur posts on ur blog ‘Wicked Whispers’ took my particular attention as some of them are interesting topics of mine too;
BTW I help out some ex-IIMA guys who with another batch mate run www.rambhai.com where you can post links to your most loved blog-posts. Rambhai was the chaiwala at IIMA and it is a site where users can themselves share links to blog posts etc and other can find and vote on them. The best make it to the homepage!
This way you can reach out to rambhai readers some of whom could become your ardent fans.. who knows.. :)
Cheers,
No, not all Mac gal , just now I called my colleague a Pig :), I din charge him .
If you still insist ;) :p
@ray
:) Thank you
Umm, thanks again but no, I don't think I will right now. I've even been contemplating unjoining blogspot and twitter. Because even if no one reads my posts I'd still be writing anyway.
@tyro
:|
I insist!
Ha ha ..."Ugly and Pagli"
ha ha but are all hairdressers that weird? Gents places are mostly fine.. lucky us
good stuff...
maybe you could have called it the "attack of the Israeli scissor-demons" or somesuch...ohh...am I allowed to say that??
"Look ma, I am racist!!"
*sigh*guess a bad hairdresser is a bad hairdresser....
Scribblers Inc.
@tyro
*sticks tongue out and blows a raspberry!*
@balu
Naaw! Some are awesome. Just my recent lucky streak I guess :D
@scribblers inc
Rotfl!
Does it look like hungry inebriated rats attacked your hair from all sides for dinner? Or a bad case of Britney Spears impersonation? :P
See, always trust me make you feel better. :P
Like is the norm with this blog, very funny post. :)
Hilarious...... Loved that bit...target sighted. Lock. Zoom. I sank lower in the chair.
:D:D:D
I would suggest you to go for really loud shoes to take attention off of your hair. ;)
but I’ve been having pterodactyls in my stomach. They’re even laying eggs there
did d eggs hatch:)
crepe bandages wud earn sum sympathy:D
hah.
bet she was dying to blurt out "bhee a wooman! doo deh raaaeeete tzhing!" any minute there
@nayantara
Lol! yeah, sore oozing rats with ferocious appetites
Ew! Ew!! :D
How did your exams go?
@pranay
Ah hah! Now we're talking. Any excuse to get new shoes ;-)
@comfortably numb
LOL! yeah they did.. but they turned out to be butterflies after all...
@metrosexual monk
Hehe! You got the accent down pat :D
One of my cuzns is crazy abt wigs..she has great hair but she dons super cute half-wigs (at the back) to get that old glamor look..u know, like the 60s movie stars' hair. And they look awesome on her!
Keshi.
Rofl !!!! This was super hillarious girl !!!!
I have been wanting a cut long time now...but dunno what to do, and also scared as to what if the same happens to me !
Aftwer reading this I'm sure I dont want no haircut now !!!
disclaimer: 18 AND ABOVE: READ THIS COMMENT.
a miner's torch in between.. heeeeeeeee.. babyyy.. do ya know what double enteNDRE tat could get to be..
would be the perfect symbolization of a tit-fuk sweetheart!!!
i mean two cups and a miner's torch sticking out in between,. (tat too a MINer's TORCH??? given that these miners 'dig' realllll deep-LMFA00000000)
heeeeeeeee, i'm rolling over with laughter jus picturin ya tat way macky!!
howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww is it tat ya come up with perfect fodder for me to grind the living hell outta ya..
now, i think the electrocuted look taht the braless lady gave ya was million times betta ;);)
I'LL PROBABLY CARToon this look on my next post!!
what say????
Can we have a proper picture of the hair now????
Please...???
And how much did you cough up to the the bra-less woman?
And, yes..pink wig is a good idea.
YOu make us feel, all boys, sooooooooooooooo bheryyy LOOky!!!! [:P]
Just came across your blog..and LOL what a post!
Is yor hair any better now? Hair dressers can be such a nightmare I swear..got loads of stories to tell..some other time I guess!
Ok. I cannot find your gmail ID anywhere.
:D :D :D
Mac I wonder how my stomach's still in place babe! ;D
Ha ha.. I myself have had a pretty "SHORT" experience with the hair cutter category (I use the word 'cutter' as in the term 'grass cutter' coz thats how my hair was handled) due to some misunderstanding :D
Had it been Express in your place, she'd have gone Bald.
Man, I'd love to see that. <3 XD
mirror inside mirror inside mirror... ah.. how much I loved staring deep into it counting the no of reflections....
zeesus kkrysht..... u look like u just met the male version of zee zohaaaaan.....
Its summer girl - wear a cap and pull some of those pony tailletes out throu the cap and walk off pony tail gating.... :D ;)
So was it a wig or a bandage which u used???
cant see u using a turban:D
@keshi
Ooooooooh! I know what you mean! I've always wanted to try them.. But I don't have too much patience :(
@cinderella
Aww, don't worry.. All the moronic hairdressers are here in Tennessee :| It's a conspiracy. So, you're safe
:D lol! Don't listen to stupid me's silly tales girlfriend ;-) It'll be cool
@jane
ROTFL!! I nearly screeched midway through your comment. LOL!! Ladybird, you're outrageously hilarious! Love it!
Cartoon away, and let me know when you're done ;-)
LOL!!! God I can't stop laughing
@safari al
Sigh! Don't ask.. it was outrageous :(( All for NOTHING! Pffft! SO many have recommended the pink wig that now I HAVE to go and buy one :D
@what's in a name
[:P] <---- Orkut hangover huh?
Muhahahahaaaa Muhahahahahaa
@crasiezt
Well ever since God created hair mousse I've rested easier ;-) Stories? Do tell! I'm in just the mood for a crib :|
@29a
Ah, that's because I don't use gtalk :D
@lara baggins
;-) Coming from you girlfriend, me muchas muchas flattered!!
@urv
Cutter indeed!! Lol!!
@alok
Oh ho! High hopes meestair James.
@red phoenix
Zohaaan???? Arrrrrrrrrrgh! Don't even compare. I waded thru that movie in a catatonic state of shocked disbelief.
Pssst, I laughed a little.. BUT it was... ewwwwwwwck!
It's summer.. yeah... BUT hmmpfffh! I'm all for advocating PETH
@comfortably numb
I'm still deciding ;-)
Houston, we have a problem. I'm not on yahoo anymore.
girl, ur damn funny:) glad u got over ur "writer's block"
OMG!wish u grow them up soon....how abt a good ahampoo and a better saloon nxt time??
A crepe bandage wld give the effect!
OMG! Rofl...agree with anindita ter...
A crepe bandage or a beach hat.....a hot red wig is in tee days LOL!
Get well soon...to ur hairs....and put this sign outside teh saloon!
I just felt like saying a "hieee" :D
me neither..I cant sit still for more than 2mins so I guess Wigs r out of the qn for someone like me. They'll all start falling apart LOL! Imagine my wig on my shoulder as I talk to my boss??
Keshi.
I’ve been contemplating doing away with my hair for a while now.
Why, you little... How ungrateful can you be of the wilderness on your head? My own dark shrubbery has started waving parting byes in an unpleasant manner, and it's hurtful to see how you take your locks for granted. So I say bah! Once again - bah!
:(
P.S. Are you sure Madame Gruffy cut your hair at all? Maybe once she saw that your eyes were closed, she figured she could bypass the customary practice of actually cutting hair.
If you knew her blog address, you could probably read about how she duped a girl who came in for a haircut by simulating scissor sounds.
:D
hah ah ah ahahahhahahahah aah ha ah ah ah ah ah ahha h ah ah hah a h ah ah ah ah ha ah haaaaaaa ah ah ah ah ah....lol i have trouble in growing my hair...the skl won't allow it,mom won't and the stupid weather won't!
My take is pink wig.... I had a bad hair cut experience too.... but then it really doesn't matter for me.... so I went to a different salon and got a crew cut...
I vote for the hot-pink wig :p
besides I think u'd look cute anyway :)
ummm...
how about this.
On a different tangent .. "Loved those glares!!"
amazing...i just cant stop grinning...u write like 'awesomely' well(if that is a word!).. :D
why is it that all crappy hairdressers have affinity for frontal locks ?
have been a victim too :(
hope the turban/crepe bandage phase is over by now!
nice profile pic :)
OMG!!!
What a pretty picture!! Bad hair or no hair...you are gorgeous! :)
BTW, Psychobabble is back!!!
pink wig...pink wig...pink wig...yeaaaa!! :D
heyy btw i had just decided to go have my hair cut...but after listening to your experience, im giving it another thought :-/
hey long time ..and nice pic...and the conversations at the saloons ..well they are the most hilarious ones..another avenue for blog topics :)
yeah me too wishing right now for one extra day of laziness..just dont want to go to work now :)
ROFL...the tuff situations in life a girl must go thru...
luckily for me...the only style my hair can support is a military style crew cut...hard for even the crudest...kasai (loitering abt in the name of a naaee) to mess up :P
Where art thou? :X
Whatman no arguement and all?
hahahah hilarious post..i feel the same way every time i go for a hair cut...i m never happy with what they give me but they seem so excited that i don't mention it to them.....n after 3 months i walk in a parlour again....only to crib later that i have got a horrible hair do....
and its so irritating when they tell you to color your hair or get it straightened all the time,...why don't they get it sometimes people just want a hair cut :)
@all
Sowwie!!! Big bad me shall reply as soon as I get back from school tonight
*HUGS*
atleast you got a good post outta it! :P
Loved the russell peters bits..was totally imagining it, in my head!
Pig in a pink wig.. not a bad theme for a scream.. :P
Are the people in the picture who I think they are?
Hahaha,I love that russel peters voice.
But " I will wear a bra"....OMG LOL!
Always be nice to beauty salon people and waiter/esses... You never know what they can do to you :( .... I had a pedicure from hell once, where the woman scraped away most of my toes all the while smiling beatifically into my eyes... I didnt even open my fat lip, it was very frightening :(:( ... Get well soon, Mackie's hair :D!!
ur post reminds me...had this frend..she went 4 a haircut and wantd a short-er crop..and NOT a short crop...of course she got the latter! it ws cut reeally short!
my sympathies with u..!
LOL!LOL!LOL!
that was soo funny..i loved the way you narrated the whole story..
what great expressions..
"I looked as if I had been electrocuted while hanging upside down on a branch in a rainforest somewhere on the other side of the world! "
That was the best...You just was ice skating through the mental terrain of us,readers..
best wishes...
that was too good.
where r u?
Keshi.
what happened to the hand????.....
apologies..was hibernting....now slowly waking up...
and no wonder they say rape is worse than murder!..try the pink wig...i hope its the same shade as my blog :~P
hey looong time no hear?? :)
Mac San -- where have you disappeared of too .. what happened to those biscuits and tea you promised????.. :O
:D :D.....
so...which did u go for?? the bandage or the turban???
go for the bandage.. will give u a tough look.. ;)
soooo how do we comment on ya other bloggie???
i mean if ya rear is tyll growing roots, while ya're getting those sexy designs on us, how do we show ya green woman???
No replies yet!
Not fair,gf :( :X
very nice writings and intersting
Hey Macca..U've been tagged.
Told u I'll return the favour...and how!!!!
Muhahahahahaha :D
@ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL My Blogger Buddies
Hambal Appalagies!!
:((
I've finally gone and bitten off more than I can chew :D
What with a new college, a pre-existing program and language lessons... I feel like I've got an extra nut.
@rantravereflect (aka Jane)
Ahem!! NO, NOT those kinda nuts! :|
:D
It feels like I haven't slept in centuries!!
:((
BUT, I've lovin' it ;)
Sowwwieee!! But I PROMISE to sit down next week and do some serious blog reading.
LOVE you ALL!
*hugggs*
cnsideirng the "high-spam" probability of my communications..takes this opportunity to wish you for the big day!
lol..really looks that bad??everyone has one of these at least....;)
aww..nothing worse than a bad hair cut....esp considering that you jst wanted a chop in the 1st place! go the turban way a la professor quirrel? he he..
oh, and i love how u always come up with the brilliantest titles for ur posts
hot pink wig! yea yea yeah! :P
oh ure still on the lock story...saw ure first baby...nice monster u put in...do open up the comments on tht blog too :)
WHERE HV YA BEEN LUV? It was soooo refreshing to see u bak again. HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGZ n ty! :)
I so bloody missed ya mate!
MWAH MWAH MWAH! I hope ur keeping well? Knwoing wut u walk into, I was worried that were in trouble. LOL! I was seriously worried.
Tell me..u ok?
Keshi.
funny .... accurate, amazingly portrayed the scene... thats why may be i haven't got a second still to emphasize with your pity situation... absolute humor...
ha ha ha..thats was reallllyy funny
When I made something for you out on my blog,there was no Maccy to see it!
Not cool at all!
DO visit my blog yaa.....:(
enole Macadamia...long time no c...wotsup? :P
hey nice blog... seems like u and anindita compete for the most coveted prize on earth : THE BEST BLOGGER ...
waise i guess we should have something like that !!
PS: loved the narration !!
Where art thou??
:'(
People are dying! Me not. Am not a jealous y-don't-u-give-me-misd-cal-and-tell-me-am-not-fat girlfriend! ;P
hehehehe hahaha! hrrrrrrrrr!!!1 darn!!!! this was soooooooooo gudd! er! sorry to hear abt yur... electrocuted hair :D
jeez reminds of my experience :D i will write abt it~!
God! I can't ACTUALLY believe she was discussing... "Victhoria Seekreths for thartee dollar" and welll where the hell did she get that :D
hehehe!
Zat ees naice :P
the profile pic of yurs is awesome :D
and no worries busy bee!! love it while u r at it!!
hey nice post...funny and witty..
Girl are ya gonna be back ?
we can make a comedy serial out of it!
please post a pic of your current hairstyle ... :D:D
and one in pink wig.. :D:D
thanks ..after a long time i have laughed.
where are you Big Mac?
Still very busy? no posts
all fine?
hey nuts, where r u?? hows the school goin??
to have a 123 comment fetching blogger visit my page... I am floooored....and yes...honored too. :)
p.s - thts ONE big orkut hang-over! :P
Hey there, well we dont know each other in the real world but in this cyber space atleast I know you through your blog and lady have I been waiting for some gems to come my way again from you!! what happened? please to be writing again
Masala dosa really i love to eat...I think you too...Nice writings
@29a
Problem resolved, no? :D
@mahi
Thank yooo! :D Writer's block? Nay.. More like a mental mess
:D
@meghna
LOL!! Baby, I'm SO tempted to shock everyone and do just that :D
But I might have to hang a board around my neck too - sort of a warning note to potential 'laughers' ;-)
@aayushi
Aww! You are TOO cute!
@keshi
I'm game for anything short of shaving off my head and applying sandalwood paste
:|
:D
@hammy
LOL!!! The grass is always blah blah blah Hammy boy. :D And IF she had a blog, I'd have a tough time reading it veeth ol za coflexitees ;)
@vishesh
Good for you no? Think of the amount of time, money and energy you'll be conserving? :D
@akshay
Pfffft! Men are so lucky!
@beauty and the beast
Awww! :D
@safari al
How about.. NOT?
@deepti
Thankoo girlfriend! I love all things oversized :D
@trinaa
Thanks Trina(a?) :D
@vanilla sky
Thanks :D Yeah!! Oooof! I don't have to hide anymore
Lol!
@solitaire
Ohhh! I'll drop in babe... soon!
@pri
Lol! Naah! You go on ahead. I'm just a calamity jane, thats all ;)
@nefariousoutlook
I can SO understand! I have to literally drag myself out of bed and to school each day. Pah!
@mystique wanderer
Darn!! I don't mind repeating this statement till I go blue in the face.. so here goes.. "You men are so goddamn lucky!!!" :((
@safari al
No man, no argument and all :D
@ranjana
I SO agree!! Also the products they try to peddle off on us? Ewck!!
@lemonade
Lol!! He does it so well right? Me lous him :D
@angry voices
Dude! You don't even know me, then how would you know the 'people' in the picture? :D Nope, one of them is not our mutual virtual friend.
@moo-lah-buz!nezzz
Seriously dude! You got to be here and visit her at least once :D
@madhuri
OUCH! That must've been horrid!!! My worst was... errr.. not to be mentioned here. I'll tell you on yahoo sometime. Muhahahahahaaaaa!!
@asad's
I once got my hair cut from this hot shot gay guy called.. err.. lets call him S, coz he's a big name down in India. Anyway, at the end of almost two hours it looked like my aunt's pomeranian had chewed my hair to bits and puked the undigested bits out on top
:|
No, seriously
@man in painting
Aw, thanks man! :D
@keshi
I was... I dunno :O
:D
@ann
I have this pain in the a** thing called De Quervain's tenosynovitis. No big deal now that I'm used to it :D
Are you back for good girlfriend?
@filarial
Do I know you sir?
:|
@phoenix speaks
Lol! Neither unfortunately. BUT I do have some real good ideas for this halloween ;)
@jane
Ummm, you don't comment there :D
Lol! I'd be super conscious. MUAH! Thanks for the compliment though :D
@raghu ram prasad
Thanks :D
@pranay
HOO HOO HOO
HAA HAA HAA
HEE HEE HEE
I've done it already
:D Muhahahahahaaaaa
@sid
THANKSSSSS Sid-O! You remembered! :D
@aphrodite
Tell me about it dudette! Sigh!
@hobgoblin
Thank youuuu!!
*hugsies*
@farustar
I'm now tempted to go get it anyway ;)
@mystique wanderer
Thanks man! :D Umm, naaah.. no comments there :D
@keshi
Keshigirrrrlllll!!! I'm A-OK! It's just that I have classes at weird times of the day. One night and 2 day.. AND they've been loading us with projects coz this is a sort of condensed course. Ewck! I'm just getting used to this new lifestyle, thats all :D I've mid terms this week and next and after that I should be FREE FREE FREE! *burp*
;)
@chacha
Lol! Thanks flatterer
@fighter jet
;) Thanks
@aayushi
That was the cutest!!! MUAH!
@viswajith
Enole? Means? :D I'm back saar, back
@ankur kakkar
Compete? Coveted? Ewck! :D Naaah! To me this isn't even 'blogging' just random rambling. :D
@lara
I'm here! I'm here!!! Girl, you HAVE to come over sometime! You're one person I'd definitely want to meet before I kick the bucket :D
@veens
Lol! She was! And the best part is VS is SO freakin overrated thats is no longer 'cool' anymore. BLEAGH!
P.S. Aww, thanks :D
@a comeback-roopshrn
Thank you :)
@cinderella
I'm back! I'm back! My old faithful crashed on me, so got a new lapdog :D and FINALLY transferred my files from the hard disk. So lots of blog fodder coming right up :D
@[-v-]
Ah haa! Vot nice thoughts yaaaa!
:D
lol!
@admiral fagin
Right here sire! Was hiding behind those bushes
:|
@deepti
Love you for actually caring about where I was. Seriously! I feel all senti-venti now
*hugs*
@usha
All well girlfriend. Now :D
@ankur
I'm here! I'm here! :D
School's cool! Profs are hot! I'm surrounded by gays. Life's never looked better
:D
@what's in a name
Shoot! Pig only you are! :D
Orkut's a HUGE 'man'trap innit? Sigh!
@anugem
Seriously, that is SO SO SO sweet of you!
*hugssss!*
I was just caught up with school and a flurry of new projects. I'm back now
:D
@raghu ram prasad
I can eat anything actually
:| unfortunately :D
@ALL
Sorry I've been a PIG about the late replies. But, I don't like to give cursory answers or just visit your blogs for the sake of visiting and leave an inane comment or two.
I need to skim through every word.. call it a kind of OCD if you want to.
ANYway, I'm back (gulp). And love you all for ... ummm.. being around!
*HUGS*
Welcome back MacNut
hi mac gal :) . Finally you too started going to school :D haan , I thought you remain this
silly gal all through out and don't you forget those ' benana chips ' for collation , share it with your friends don't be that greedy to glut all of em :D and don't forget to hide
you lunch box with the lid , I hear that someone drooling over your food can cause severe stomach ache.
Keep smiling seeeelly .
hahaha....!
ROFL !!!!
Like Literally !
Okay okay don't shoot me...
They will grow back... My hair dresser says... that when you don't like a haircut... it goes under a shock and grows back really fast... its the hair defence mechanism !
And she really believe in it ... and she not an iranian too ! now there has to some truth to it !
It will be fine... give it a few months...
:)
I love them all "oversized too!! Lol .. hugzz :D
fucking hell, you get 145 comments!
Told u....some day r the other u wud hate me fr sure fr my writings;-).....glad it came sooner than later....where art thou?
Hi MTN
I got this link via mail
http://tinypaste.com/f8af6
Is this why I see no updates here?
Worried me ;)
-Nikhil
@angry voices
Thanks man!
@tyro
LOL! My 'benana' chips are only for playing hockey with Ty. :D Lunch box? :(( I've been living on granola bars :((
@neeku
Hmmmpffh! The girl laughs? The girl laughs!
:|
:D Can I have your hair dresser's number? Somehow she sounds sane to me ;)
@deepti
:D HEH HEH!!!
*Bear hug!!*
@sid
Shoo! That was a compliment!
@tazeen
Uh huh.. So?
:)
@nikhil
Endhuru fayagara joke
:|
Chirichu... really!
:|
:D
I have started looking out for resumes and worse, even curriculum vitaes. If it had not been for the timely post, my cute head would have been a bloody mess!Long live Mac!May you live forever and ever!
LOL!
Well, how have you been?Long time, no see!!!!
lol... ok.. i knw this is not funny.. but really ahd me in splits.. especially that convo abt VS!!!:P
and honestly.. why do girls end up in so much trouble with their hair???? in fact, the other day.. i heard soemthing on similar lines from at least 5 different girl.. and urs is the second post i read on these lines!!!
a never ending saga i say!!
Haha, Russel Peter's Nooo. I was thinking of that yesterday actually, -him talking about how the Italians couldn't believe he wasn't Italian. They were like "No Italiano? NooOOOo!" They couldn't believe it.
Do you have a twin???
Haha, Russel Peter's Nooo. I was thinking of that yesterday actually, -him talking about how the Italians couldn't believe he wasn't Italian. They were like "No Italiano? NooOOOo!" They couldn't believe it.
Do you have a twin???
hey there, luv this blog. can anyone help me interprete or analyse for me this section from the rape of lock by alexander pope. thanks
On her white breast a sparkling Cross she wore,
Which Jews might kiss, and Infidels adore.
Her lively looks a sprightly mind disclose,
Quick as her eyes, and as unfix'd as those: 10
Favours to none, to all she smiles extends;
Oft she rejects, but never once offends.
Bright as the sun, her eyes the gazers strike,
And, like the sun, they shine on all alike.
Yet graceful ease, and sweetness void of pride, 15
contact me on pariscanello@yahoo.co.uk.
thanks alot
hey buzz me on yahoo if you are online
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